I'm Not Really That Fond Of...
- Poop - in all its forms - blowouts, not flushed and dog just to name a few
- Dark Carpets that show all the lint and crumbs
- Pseudo-News Groups that talk a lot and have little to no investigative journalism (cough. Fox News and now CNN). The only decent news available seems to be NPR and BBC. No Glen, I won't be bragging that you are LDS anytime soon.
- Folding Laundry - esp. whites
- Mopping Floors - Brian used to get grossed out sooner than I did and mopped, but recently I have been doing the mopping. Am I getting soft or is Brian getting hardened?
- Whining, not saying, "Please" and "Thank you," tantrums, not liking dinner and general sassy-ness.
- People wandering around and around and around looking for shoes, socks, backpack, hairbrush, toothbrush and coats in the morning
- Crusty Runny Noses and Waxy Ears - they will be cleaned
- Reading Stories Out Loud - it's true, I'll do it but it's not my favorite. That is why Brian is our official Bedtime Story Guy
- Walmart and McDonalds
- Walking up and down stairs to get stuff.
- Calling people on the phone. I don't know why. Some sort of anxiety thing? I like talking on the phone though. Weird, huh?
- This weird frantic clinging thing one of the girls has been doing recently.
- Cooked greens, PB&J, shellfish, pickled stuff that isn't dill pickles
- Talking to Customer "Service"
- Wiping Counters - I would rather sweep
- Calculus
- Washing Pots and Pans (Brian usually washes them for me - ie. they pile up until he washes them - good man)
- Running - ugh, I'd rather mop
5 comments:
I tried listening to Glen Beck in a moment of desperation... One of my least favorite radio shows. My news philosophy, report the facts, implications and opinions on both sides of the issue. SO HARD TO FIND! WHen you find it let me know.
Old glen drives me nuts. Thank goodness for NPR.
May the Christian Science Monitor continue in publication forever!
Love this list. Very funny!!
Seriously, WHY can't you guys move here? Then we'd be the only two couples in SS who know that talk radio is entertainment, and not news. A freakish sort of entertainment, that stirs up contention and raises blood pressure . . . but entertainment, nonetheless.
I also hate McDonald's, but I can't boycott WalMart . . . they've made it too hard. Still, we don't have one here, so I am supporting mom and pop stores even if I do moan about the high prices while doing so.
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